At our last meeting, the Rutgers Review staff filled out some Valentine’s Day mad libs. Needless to say, we’re in love…with ourselves.
A very sexual Valentine’s Day to a pious friend! Hope you have a great tomato.
Cowabunga, Valentine! You totally skip! Hope your day is turqouise.
‘Ello, Matey! Let’s set burger for my bedroom on Valentine’s Day!
Get your motor rubbing and on the goat for Valentine’s butt!
Blue Valentine’s Day to a blonde friend! Hope you have a great shoe.
Ridiculous Valentine’s Day to a turkey that’s out of this closet.
Stupendous Valentine’s Day to a deadly friend! Hope you have a great heart attack!
GODDAYYUMM, Valentine! You totally skip! Hope your day is bodacious!
Shit, Valentine! You totally fucking rule! Hope your day is boring.
Hey Fuzzy Valentine, I’m so slamming that we’re great butts. Stay fast!
Wishing a lousy Valentine’s gummy bear to a first-rate dog.
Hey salty Valentine, I’m so infected that we’re great staplers. Stay muddy!
Stay muddy, readers. We love u.