1) Why does my landlord keep the basement locked?

2) What’s that tag?

3) Why does that Macy’s truck park across the street at weird hours?

4) Why are there so many florist shops?

5) Was that a firework?

6) What’s in the garage?

7) Should I take that mattress off the curb?

8) Whose cat is that?

9) Can I park here?

10) Is that a prostitute?

11) Where did that bathtub come from?

12) How come exxon gas is ten times more expensive?

13) Was that a drug deal?

14) Why Do I live here?

Anon