Recently in reality TV (so you know it’s for real), oral sex is becoming the new trend. It’s better than marbles, better than Go Fish, and maybe even better than cake but the jury is out on that. All the cool kids are doing it (but that doesn’t mean you should feel pressure to. All the cool kids did coke and look how that turned out).
The important question to ask is what happens after? When you emerge from the abyss that is someone else’s genitals, what beverage do you reach for? What does the youth drink to wash out/accentuate the taste of lovers????
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