Poetry created solely from statuses created by what-would-I-say website that is currently all the rage.
could you very nice
tell me when breakfast started.
I’m glad we have to make me
read my thighs just as much
to some skins have in college, people
terrible life decisions
first roomie a girl
consistently raving since Tuesday and last
SALSA HALLOWEEN PARTY
attempting to memorize the entire world
my sentiments are
It looks fantastic.
-Amanda Matteo
Had iPhone stolen, apparently it’s better listen to British acts
I hear and disregards the wisdom to mention this
Some ornate water-based thing.
So far, let’s hope that’s a great night
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Field again from different perspective.
Unless you want to take French, don’t fail me
Typical reaction to draw blade, but can’t speak for red is the color
Previously Farfetch’d and Growlithe.
With all due respect to play some beautiful, hallucinatory pieces
I’ve been disappointed with a fella
In my productivity, but it’s more obnoxious here
I’m so chill, no wonder it’s painfully underrated.
This bag of popcorn goes my ego
The only parking spot that’s a draft of William Henry Harrison’s inaugural address.
I’ve been a bunch of you in my head.
-Dalton Mack
High pitched technology noises coming from the chicken nuggets
Made in my mothers cooking to mold young minds
These are we touch them?
Just bought one of sorts.
Just bought one of greatness
Because they’re shutting down
That is probably my spirit animal
Not the only species who dance?
The vast internet is what?
-Sarah Beth Kaye