It’s a Friday night and the mood is right, the streets are full of determined, motivated and charismatic men and women. Although driven, some of these top-of-the-line people have sticky fingers after they’ve drunk a little too much. Street signs are easy, porch furniture is a little more challenging but do-able. Don’t try to steal kids because that just isn’t okay. But if you’re looking for a quest, get a little adventurous.
Warning: we will not be responsible for those caught as we are not encouraging stealing. Spoken from experience, propane tanks from a train are not easy to capture. A man, who shall remain nameless, stole a propane tank off of a nearby train 
in Princeton. He hopped a fence, gashed his leg and gracefully stole the tank before sprinting to his accomplices’ vehicle.
His head was pounding the next morning and there was gas leaking from his car up to the garage. The curious man went to investigate, and to his surprise, a stolen propane tank! Blacked out the night before, he shook his head and pleaded “WHY?” Because of his good citizenship, he politely returned the tank the next day. He dressed in black and almost shit himself but he made the return like the great citizen he thrives to be.
*We absolutely DO NOT encourage you to be cool like us and steal things. But if you do, never steal from small local businesses or babies. Your status as a punk is defined by the size of your enemy. Steal from the corporations, not the laborers
Meghan Fitzgerald