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Ella Easton

Aren’t I Hydrated Enough?

When I allotted the entirety of my middle school graduation money to purchasing an impressive collection of high-grade water bottles, I truly believed it was... Read More

The Downfall of Dr. Marcel

If you are anything like me (a reality TV fiend), then you are most likely up-to-date on the new Love Island UK All-Stars season. Or if you’re really like me... Read More

#Nassie

If you don’t live under a rock (or are employed), you have probably heard about TikTok’s new blossoming relationship: Cassie and Nick Wilkins. Cassie has bee... Read More

Do I Really Want a Rose?

As I am sure we are all aware, the long-awaited finale of The Bachelor season 28 aired only a few short weeks ago. Now, if you haven’t had the privilege of t... Read More

Are Pigs Flying?

The world is a scary, unpredictable place. Amidst this chaotic experience, there are an extremely limited amount of beliefs that we can count as truth: facts... Read More

Ella Easton

Columnist

Hello, my name is Ella! I am a sophomore in the School of Arts and Sciences and my major is currently undecided. In my free time, I enjoy reading, thrifting, and wasting what little gas money I have on trying new coffee shops all over New Jersey—will accept all recommendations and/or companions. A little bit about me: I rarely watch movies unless they're Cinderella retellings (something about them speaks to my soul), I never miss a Grand Prix, and the quickest way to my heart is offering to watch reality TV with me! My column, "Yappy Hour", consists of my opinionated and humorous interpretations of current news and pop-culture.