Twas only yesterday,
a British chap arrived.
He asked where I was from,
normal diatribe.
I answered "New Jersey,"
"from a town near the shore."
He asked "what ... Read More
Oh yes, now IS the time to talk about gun control. Contrary to what the White House press secretary thinks, this is the perfect time to discuss this nation’s ... Read More
i missed the golden globes, but the internet tells me that lena dunham (DIRECTOR, WRITER, ACTRESS OF “GIRLS” AND “TINY FURNITURE”) was rewarded for her success... Read More
Whether you're celebrating Christmas, the world continuing past Friday, or not having any more final exams, I've got something that will warm you up and put you... Read More
Internet age, thank u for the dreams about myself.
Sorry, I lost my grip on reality because I watched this so many times.
Somewhere In Nebraska features the... Read More
You make me want to scream until my vocal cords snap
Bang pots and pans and wake up the neighbors
Set off alarms and sirens
Swallow all the pills: the red ones... Read More
Taylor Swift spotted on the internet with buttholes for eyes.
We've received another shocking photo of Taylor Swift. Thanks Stefan.
The pop sensation can't cat... Read More
- Keep at least four tabs open at all times. Facebook/Twitter/email or Tumblr or other social media site of your choosing/one site that actually contributes t... Read More
The Book of Frank comes hot out of 2009 at an alarming proximity to all things Victorian poetry. This claim sounds dull, but the evidence of this book’s Victori... Read More
