I like to shower. Sealing myself away in a tile-guarded penitentiary, I’ll begin to forgive the world for its weight as the tongues of watery flames engulf my ... Read More
With the strike coming to a resolution late last week, one is left to ponder higher education’s increasingly blatant profit-maximizing incentives. Instead of p... Read More
Rutgers students know the name Douglass in relation to the Cook/Douglass campus, housing the women’s college, the farm, and the school’s gardens. Many students... Read More
Remember when Netflix was simply Blockbuster 2.0? Good times.
I recall my father renting the latest Harry Potter flick on a Thursday night and then grinning... Read More
Favorite song: She’s Always a Woman to Me
Least favorite: Everybody Had a Dream
★★★★☆
In an effort to expand my musical palette, I devised a game. I w... Read More
If you’ve ever taken an art history class, you’ve heard of the Baroque period. People like Caravaggio, Velázquez, and Rubens likely come to mind, famous for th... Read More
On the day in April of 2020 that people clown and dupe in absurd fashion, it was only fitting that Adult Swim would come out with the wackiest piece of media I... Read More
Capitalism has surpassed several levels of imbalance, misery, and absurdity. Sensations like pink sauce (super glued Heinz ketchup and heavy cream) that replac... Read More
Favorite song: I Am My Own Muse
Least favorite: Fake Out
Rating: ★★★☆☆
Fall Out Boy’s eighth long-awaited album, “So Much (For) Stardust,” was release... Read More
New Brunswick is often regarded as a temporary home by its student population. It reminds me of a neighborhood on the edge of an outer borough that no one has ... Read More
What would life be like if your lover was far far away from you? For Elena, her long-distance relationship is always in the passionate phase.
Elena and Mark... Read More
Just 25 miles from the Rutgers New Brunswick campus, situated in the New York Harbour, is a tiny red and white lighthouse. Though easy to miss, the lighthouse—... Read More