I am what some would politely call a 'delicate flower,' although I think pansy-ass is a more appropriate term. Once, I tried to learn how to play golf, and afte... Read More
This poem was written in memory of William R. McCaw
If life is a series of moments,
Then I hope to enjoy them like you did.
With a smile on my face
As pure ... Read More
In his report to the United Nations, Benjamin Whitaker remarks, “Groups subject to extermination have a right to receive something more helpful than tears and c... Read More
Dear Mom and Dad,
I am writing to you because it is what I know how to do best. Please don't take this as an impersonal, new age way of communication. You have... Read More
Put down your paintbrushes, close your copies of Wittgenstein, and take a breather glee kids, I know the play’s coming soon but I need you to rest those cords f... Read More
When I started college, I was 150% anti-Greek life. I never understood the “fake” connections and the “OMG ILU BIG”s and the carbon copy pictures of soro... Read More
if you’re in love, or you think you are, try this.
download an free app (for android and apple) called “Couple”. this app is for communication between only YOU... Read More
Being a commuter to our fine university, I find myself in a position less common to many of my fellow students. That particular position is screaming obscenitie... Read More