Twas only yesterday,
a British chap arrived.
He asked where I was from,
normal diatribe.
I answered "New Jersey,"
"from a town near the shore."
He asked "what ... Read More
Whether you're celebrating Christmas, the world continuing past Friday, or not having any more final exams, I've got something that will warm you up and put you... Read More
You make me want to scream until my vocal cords snap
Bang pots and pans and wake up the neighbors
Set off alarms and sirens
Swallow all the pills: the red ones... Read More
Kid Bomber
12345678 Boom
There I go again.
I continue test myself by cheating death.
1234 Zig left go right 5678
Kaboom!!
Another one bites the dust.
I walk dow... Read More
Here is a helpful guide to staying misdemeanor-free while party-hopping in New Brunswick. Have it handy this weekend when you find yourself asking, "is this par... Read More
Holiday season
A natural disaster
Invisible hand
Visible masses
Touching things. Touching money
O please don't touch me
Thanksgiving was hard
Today we're all to... Read More
It's been a while since I've written about my life in the fast-lane (AKA my life in the glorious night-club universe). Let's blame no power and unfortunate life... Read More
We're playing this new game where we source short story prompts from the surprising search terms that bring unsuspecting internet users to our blog. Today's pro... Read More
We're playing this new game where we source short story prompts from the surprising search terms that bring unsuspecting internet users to our blog. Today's pro... Read More
