5:00PM
three (THREE) jagerbombs and two (TWO) hard seltzers helped soothe the ominous feeling that fogged up my stomach,
but i couldn’t help but heed the ... Read More
The author of this piece wishes to remain anonymous.
For the past two weeks, we’ve heard Starbucks CEO, Kevin Johnson, express his outrage and confusion as t... Read More
My birthday is fast approaching, and I am not excited.
I’m excited for the superpowers that come with this specific birth year: gambling, legally purchasing ... Read More
When the Great Oracle Kylie Jenner said, "I feel like this year is really about, like, the year of just realizing stuff,” we all laughed it off. I’m pretty sur... Read More
Dear Tom Petty,
You are the voice of my parents’ generation. You are the face of rock ’n’ roll. You have left us too soon.
My father is the embodiment of ... Read More
Oh, Tomi Lahren,
Or should I say Tony Laryngitis, or Tammi, or Terry, or Tortilla. Frankly, the sheer number of fake names circulating on Twitter for Trixie ... Read More
I was having a conversation with a friend the other day reminiscing on all of the books we read as children. A majority of people in our generation have grown u... Read More
Honestly, men are trash. And, yes, that includes all men. White men, men of color, gay men, straight men, me; there are no exceptions. Being sexually attracted ... Read More
