life

Congrats on Existing

February 1, 2018

My birthday is fast approaching, and I am not excited. I’m excited for the superpowers that come with this specific birth year: gambling, legally purchasing ... Read More

Sleeping with your best friend’s ex-boyfriend

September 17, 2014

It’s unpleasant knowing that at a certain point over the past few years you've blundered so badly as to trap yourself in a life you don’t want. The worst part... Read More